||[Dec. 18th, 2006|10:21 pm]
Dear Universal Force,
I know I'm a bit flakey at the best of times. I can't really say that if you didn't keep interfering with my ability to do all the things I keep saying I want to do, that I'd actually do them. I sort of failed today, having been sucked into the black hole that is Blue Dragon. (Mmm... Achievements... what was I saying?)
Anyways, I can say without a doubt that you aren't helping. At all. I really want to do these things, and if you'd just sidle off into the forest for awhile, I am CERTAIN I'd get something out of the list done. So, if you could cancel all of your power outages, severe storms, etc. for the rest of the winter (preferably the rest of my life, but hey, I realize there are limits), I would be much obliged. Look, this isn't typical behavior for this part of the continental US, and I'm tired of you acting up. And don't try to slip in something in the two days before the official start of winter. That's just foul play.